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Andy Capp

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Every since I was a kid one of the 1st things I did the morning was read the newspaper. The 1st thing I read is the sports news and followed by the daily comics. And if you ask me that’s the best way to start a day… with a smile on your face reading your favorite comics. Over the years I have loved comics like Calvin and Hobbes (it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t), Garfield, Archie, Blondie, The Wizard of Id and more recently Andy Capp.

Andy Capp is the comic strip created by Reg Smythe in 1917 but






I am Awesome!

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When I was in my 2nd grade my teacher conducted a memory test. She put 10 things on a chair, outside the class room and every student was given a minute to memorize them. Then we had to list down the 10 things. I can proudly say that I was one of the two students who had got all the 10 things right. Since then, I have always been kinda proud of my memory. I know it’s not an extraordinary memory or a photographic memory like Sheldon but its good enough. Its remembers things that I want to remember



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She sipped her coffee and looked at the door for what seemed like a zillionth time. She wished he would come before her nerves got better of her. Her nerves were rising with every passing moment. She was beginning to doubt, if she even wanted to do it. But she had to; everyone she knew had done it. She looked outside again but still there wasn’t any sign of him.

She ordered one more coffee and a chocolate brownie to go with it.

“I thought you were on a diet”, came a voice from behind.

“Giving Me a treat once



EdwardCullen

I came across these Twilight pick up lines in Facebook. I thought few of them are funny, so I am posting them here.

Edward Cullen’s pick up lines –

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh…hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen. (Harini and just Harini :P)

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?”

“Have you been